thatbitchatemycookiesx asked: Do vampires get AIDS?

That depressing moment when you know you’re screwed.

That dumb moment when you walk into a room and you don’t remember why.

That moment of terror when you’re taking a shower & you get shampoo in your eyes and then you feel there’s a monster in front of you..

*DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!*

Okay, I will go to my best friend’s house and try it.

When I’m at school

and my teacher is like:

Today we’re learning “x-11 √ x +8 =0”

but then we’re all just like:

oh! we’re going to learn a BUNCH OF CRAP YOU’LL NEVER USE AGAIN!

JUST SAW A FACEBOOK STATUS:

“Who cares if Steve Jobs is dead?! What has he ever done for me?!” Via Facebook for iPhone

So i was just like:

Dumbass.

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That Stupid moment when your friend didn’t know that you’re being sarcastic

so it end up you’re the one being annoyed. -.-